ORAL presents Joseph Breikers for Stefan Brüggemann in its first action, Intellectual Disasters.
Program supported by BARI 2014.
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LEGAL QUESTION – Must the punishment for arson be necessarily a light sentence?
An unfortunate man once obtained access to a very well known and very parsimonious American millionaire and started to lay before him his woes. He depicted his wretched poverty in most vivid colours. Indeed, so graphic was the man’s sad story that the millionaire felt himself affected as he had never been before. With tears in his eyes he summoned his servant and in a quavering voice said: “John, put this poor fellow out. He is breaking my heart.”
Man, doorway, bar, hernia, getting to the bottom of it.
What do Attila the Hun and Whinny the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name
I’m sure most of you have heard the story of the man who tells an analyst he has lost the will to live. The doctor advises the melancholy figure to go to the circus that night and spend the evening laughing at Grock, the world’s funniest clown. ‘After you have seen Grock, I am sure you will be much happier,’ the analyst says. The patient rises to his feet and looks sadly at the doctor. As he starts to leave the doctor says. ‘By the way, what is your name?’ The man turns and regards the analyst with sorrowful eyes.
‘I am Grock.’
So I go home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said “Who’s speaking please?” And the voice said “You are.”
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